Jackie burnt his lips on some fried baloney again and can't talk. Who needs the news anyway? Shit on Trump.  Here's the story of Pharmacist Reynolds and Three Sticks of Candy.

Also, remember when Jackie was on them pills?  

Includes chunks of:  

78: Repeal Star Wars Day (May 4, 2014)

80: Falling Down (May 19, 2014)

81: Jackie's on Dilaudid, Percocet, Valium (May 26, 2014)

82: Hard Choices (June 2, 2014)

"The Magic Cowboy" courtesy of Seth Timbs. Check out 20 Minutes by Quick and Dirty!Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry Jr.