After Allen, aka Slappy the Impressionist, steps away from the mic for an appearance by former president Bill Clinton, he returns in time to hear Kellie describe a text she received, asking her to take part in a political survey. Come to find out, it was completely bogus and if she'd responded, she could’ve exposed herself to a phishing scam. Kellie then shares a list of the top 7 most effective text message scams that could expose you to malware or identity theft. You can’t afford to miss this!

Find out the story behind why Allen and their sons make fun of Kellie for her love of comfort and flavor. And Allen may have been scammed out of $50 in a parking lot, but his story saved another podcast family member from suffering the same fate!

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