Is Allen the living, breathing definition of a modern man? Apparently, people have very definite ideas of what makes a man modern. We’ll see where Allen ranks on a scale of 1 to 10.

Has COVID-19 affected your sex life? Kellie and Allen reveal a little more than they probably should about their private quarantine activities.

Kellie and Allen share their plans for Labor Day weekend with the kids. Allen gets to light the first of three smokers for Oak’d Barbecue - which still need names, by the way! And September is National Suicide Prevention Month. If you need to talk to someone, the Suicide Prevention Lifeline is available 24 hours a day at 1-800-273-8255.

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