Does it freak anyone else out when an older person starts talking like a young person in a way that so completely doesn’t fit with their personality that it’s all you can think about? Isn’t that just the most embarrassing thing? Well we got some of that this week! As well as the latest update in the “Welcome to Hell, Mark Sanchez” story. So sit back, relax, and thank the good lord above that you’re not one of these people.

As always, write in to the show @ [email protected] - we couldn’t make the show without you depraved roaches out there, sniffing out the worst humanity has to offer and sending it our way.

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