Kellie and Allen are looking forward to winning this sanitized Halloween for the masked Trick-or-Treaters who venture out this holiday. Kellie loves to give out full-size candy bars so she found a list of the most popular Halloween candy in America.

Allen completes his list of douchey things guys do that guys don't realize make them douchey. And in the spirit of equal time, "Vice President Joe Biden" stops buy to roast George Trump. And finally, a listener letter sent Allen on a rant of epic proportions that led him to reveal he's officially given up on the Dallas Cowboys.

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