King Arthur and his best knight, Sir Gawain, have to answer the age-old question: what do women want? Oh, and if King Arthur doesn't find the definitive answer within a year, he'll be executed. Hijinks ensue.

The creature is Nalusa Falaya, an evil porcupine who will turn you into an unwitting sleeper agent against your own family.

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"Dolly and Pad" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Calisson" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Beignet" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Jumbel" by Blue Dot Sessions

"Palms Down (No Cello)" by Blue Dot Sessions

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