This week the cult takes on Sinclair Broadcast Group and the cringeful, scripted segment they forced dozens of their local news affiliates to read on-air.

We cover varying deranged reactions to the viral supercut, including:

No, democracy is actually bad

Corporate media is socialist

Scripted news segments are like Starbucks: good

Also, we cover Easter at the White House, and a youtube comment section absolutely DYING of thirst for Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Premium episodes every week at patreon.com/miniondeathcult