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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7
Dublin, IE: Sept 19
London, UK: Sept 20
Belfast, UK: Sept 21
Manchester, UK: Sept 22
Miami, FL: Sept 27-29

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Vancouver, Canada: Sept 14
Tampa, FL: Sept 20-22
Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13
Charlotte, NC: Oct 18-19

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35:54 Programmed by the System
46:52 Chill Parents vs Strict Parents
56:06 Living in the Moment
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1:21:04 Sock Talk - Peeing on the Floor?
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