🎙️ Welcome back to Damn Internet, You Scary! with your hosts @PatrickCloudChannel and @TahirMoore. This week’s hilarious guest is none other than comedian, writer, and mixologist-in-residence Vanessa Graddick! https://wwww.instagram.com/vanessagraddick

In this episode:

🍸 Vanessa drops drink game with edible glitter cocktails

👮‍♂️ We dive into the wild conspiracy that Family Matters was a delusion created by Carl Winslow!

🕷️ Spiders could theoretically eat all humans in under a year?! Say what?

🌲 We explore the real-life Zone of Death loophole where you could legally get away with murder!

🌆 Plus: the haunting side of downtown LA, from graffiti ghosts to pigeon-covered staircases.

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0:00 - Kicking Things Off & Making Wishes at 12:34 

0:42 - Birthday Numbers & Seeing Patterns in Time 

1:21 - Can You Manifest the Clock? 

1:55 - Timing Needs to Be Organic 

2:29 - Sleepy Faces & Misinterpreted Drool 

3:02 - The Money Shot Debate 

3:15 - Titty Bang Failures & Bad Aim 

3:30 - Vasectomy Confessions & Reduced Velocity 

4:27 - The Brick House Blueprint 

5:03 - Invention: The Skee-Ball Sex Game 

5:37 - Olympic Score System for Sex 

6:14 - Global Expansion for Semen Games?! 

6:50 - Scoring Hair vs Headboard vs Butt 

7:35 - Missionary Skeeball Gets Competitive 

8:07 - Can Amazon Sell This? 

9:01 - Sitcom Theme Songs with a Trap Remix 

10:17 - Vanessa’s Glitter Cocktails & DIY Mixology 

11:22 - Frasier Love & Drink Inspiration 

12:12 - Sitcom Reboots & Night Court Talk 

13:49 - Kathy Bates in Matlock & Writing Classes 

15:17 - Sitcom Trap Beat Freestyle 

16:59 - Cheese is as Addictive as Cocaine?! 

17:32 - The Carl Winslow Multiverse Conspiracy 

19:42 - Typecasting & The Ghost of Urkel 

21:17 - Family Matters Is a Cop's Fantasy 

23:51 - Schizophrenia Dog Named Barbie 🐶 

24:35 - Could Spiders Eat All Humans?! 

26:20 - Slavery Stats & Spider Logic 

27:34 - If We Ate White People Instead of Chicken... 

28:40 - What If Don Julio Sponsored Cracker Barrel? 

29:58 - Ad Read: Bluechew Comedy Segment 

32:37 - Words We Can’t Say: Specificity & Naïveté 

33:43 - The Zone of Death: Legal Murder in Idaho?! 

36:08 - Yellowstone’s “Train Station” Theory 

38:43 - Downtown LA: Squatters, Drugs & Dodger Dogs 

43:57 - Man in a Diaper with Pigeons?! 

44:58 - Why Dodger Dogs Are Baseball's Real MVP 

45:40 - PrizePicks Sports Talk & Fantasy Betting 

51:20 - Cheese Debate Continues: Sharp Cheddar Wins 

55:55 - Vanessa’s Final Plugs & Upcoming Projects 

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