30 Going On 13

In this episode we discuss Maddy's brush with fame on the Much Music red carpet, chai tea lattes from Second Cup, CMM's status as a freaky nasty boy, the fun vibes from a bonfire teen city hangout, operating Ipod shuffles while driving, country blumpkins, muddling wax, the breakout performance of the 15 inch fan belt, how scary Fantasia is, the 90s craze of spherical metal contraptions in horror, Olivia's love for Travis Barker's anti-gravity drums, Paris Hilton's demi-cup bralette, YTV PSA's about bugs, meles galore, dresses over flared jeans and SO MUCH MORE!

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In this episode we discuss Maddy's past as a teen witch (and the victim of an email psychic scheme), teenage witches on Tik Tok, Travis Birkenstock, staring at gel pens for hours because of Matilda, our stance as a pro-Sopranos podcast, the perfection of casting Fairuza Balk as a witch, the lack of roofing businesses in LA, wasting spells, playing Ouija boards and light as a feather, condo rates in the 90s, snake/scorpion/worm/rat ACTRA union reps and MUCH MUCH MORE!

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In this episode we discuss renting movies off of Youtube, the days of Limewire, our love of Razr scooters, Olivia's controversial anti-Genovian stance, the undeniable chemistry between Joe and the Queen, taking 23&me tests to score secret grandmas and grandpas, the iconic makeup look of stark black eyeliner on the bottom, Canada's Wonderland folklore, being an a-Paolo-gist, Pure Periwinkle ASMR, the Pogo vs. corn dog debate, blow-up furniture and MUCH MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss Anne Hathaway's "je ne sais quoi" hate-able qualities (Hathaway-heads don't "@" us!!!), click bait about celeb transformations, watching The Swan as a family, mini vans with DVD players, our irrational phobia of teens, the best makeover scene of all time, spiting your peers by being a secret princess, Maddy's conspiracy theories about why Olivia doesn't remember anything, the lyrics of the Fresh Prince theme song, where in the world is Erik von Detten, getting typecast as a waiter, Goosebumps, and just ultimately how obnoxious Anne Hathaway is (please, we're begging you, don't "@" us!!!).

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In this episode we discuss getting CMM induced C-sickness, single dad narratives, our obsession with current day Big Duff, the Goo Goo Dolls, Olivia's love of high school panning shots, the era of MSN & firehotquotes.com, car wash shops, what Maddy's ex ordered at Booster Juice, Diner Girl trauma, "brown and blue" as a revolutionary colour combo, and just generally our feelings of #highschoolforever.

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In this episode we discuss the classic LiLo girl vs. Duff girl rivalry, our unfounded scientific theories about the human memory, the institution that was MSN Messenger, Maddy's formative experience at an LA movie theatre, Lizzie Maguire's parents, Ren from Even Stevens, Olivia's subconscious transformation into a "Diner Girl", staircase reveals, brown & blue as a revolutionary colour combo and "Chuck" Michael Murray. 

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In this episode we talk about our extreme sexual attraction to Kenickie, watching sex scenes with parents, the defamation of Stockard Channing, the Scorpions' team uniform, the insidiousness of Grease intonations, the eternal question "what came first the chicken or the Crater Face", the dynamics of the student/auto-shop teacher relationship, the fact that we are hopelessly devoted to spite and ultimately we realize that we were child sociopaths.

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In this episode we discuss our Pro-Grease politics, the staples of childhood living rooms, Olivia's homemade trundle situation, Maddy's lifelong fixation with the flying car, the complex evolution of our feelings about Rizzo, we play some fun-filled games and we have an EXPLOSIVE, life-altering revelation. 

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In this episode we talk the era of chunky highlights, Maddy's dreams of getting the ultimate Rock n' Roll revenge, guitar pick meet-cutes, the logistics of the Lilo soul in a JLC body/JLC soul in a Lilo body debacle, the physics of crowd surfing at daytime talk show, and the straight up horror show that is CMM in this film. 

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In this episode we talk about Maddy's affinity for CMM, the vast ocean that is the age gap of Grade 6 to Grade 8, Olivia's religious views as a Lilo-ist, baby charcuterie boards, being Jamie Lee Curtis-intolerant, the logistics of a body switch narrative, our eternal desire to be rock chicks, and just generally how haunted we are by this film.

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