30 Going On 13

In this episode we discuss the features of a perfect sleepover house, skaterbois, "holding up the tent", halloween grab bags of actors, fuscia bedrooms, Maddy's potential career in the paint industry, teenage mischief on webcams, angry moms in bathrobes, being cheugy, the occupation of tree surgeon, YANCY, Olivia gets freaked out by an urby lege, students ruffling/rustling their teacher's hair, Sean Ferris, "great knees" and "powerful brains", beta male friends in teen movies and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss doggie bucket hats, Fast Food Corner, falling in love with any boy in the proximity on a vacation, white orb webcam selfies, the anti-vax queen Jenny McCarthy, Ashanti as an actress, Olivia's cheese disorder, the conspiracy that vegans are "slutty", Maddy's mass of tooth (puke), the romance of getting rejected by a football player, Penn Badgerboi, eating froberge, flirting with beakers, our love for poopy pants, garlic knots from P Jo's, Lego hair, being a "legend" and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss the evolution of Wendy's fries, made-for-tv movies, kids playing with microchips, the most single-est single dad, Trunchbull cakes, getting Harry Potter books from strangers, satanic panic, being an Eve-head, Maddy's disease where she always slips into Coolidge impersonations, loaning Barbies money, chin puppets, playing truck driver computer games, Math Circus, elementary school carpet, doll berginas, doll step-parents, getting your wet hair brushed, dad's dep, and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss uneven nose holes, being a tall baby, formative Hotmail accounts, playing sports in a string bikini, the Bynesian accent, bra strap headbands, making a quotable movie your personality, looking like a Polar Express character, getting the heebie jeebies from Reboot, the phenomenon of not recognizing your own name, tripping in a flip flop, "move along Yvonne" interventions, halter tops, dressing up to go to The Keg, Limewire downloads, the mystery that is a "kissing booth", Olivia's advocacy group for Channing Tatum, Maddy's tragic Domino's undercover brother pepperoni incident and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss the "Dear" clothing line, lace trim bandeaus for the chest/waist, Olivia's adventures at detective camp, whether plumbers should be on construction sites, Aquamarine, Maddy's concerns about trying to poo at a sorority house, being sexy at kickball, sleeping "broom style", 2000s fashion, whether Foodora is a play on Fedora, study carels, the crossover of AB's accent and Dr.EVil's accent, dork speeches and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss Canadian maternal grandparents, breastfeeding on Jim Carey flicks, corporate hippies, mod/hodge podge, bedoiun soundclash wedding vibes, father daughter romance movies, funking up the house, putting a cork in the p*nis hole, drinking milk, shooting pottery pigeons, testing paternity via toast, doesthedogdie.com, honouring the father and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss the American Pie era, the vendetta against Frankie Muniz, Malcom in the Middle, being in the gifted program (or not...), the Mandela effect of thinking Paul Giamatti is bald, driving tests, making collages on your agenda, the heaven that is movie theatres, grandma Pearl, $30 water bottle fans from Disney, double swoop hairstyles, the ideal meet-cute outfit for a 10 y.o, t-shirt long sleeve combos, booking the living room for movies, pioneer boots, Big Shiny Tunes, and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss Olivia's fateful worm incident, getting slushies with boys, lip gloss technology, Lilo's hairstory, the number of white women per PR job, Lady Luck, being a fangirl for McFly, youtube-mp3converter.com, virgin daiquiris at The Keg, buying "scratchers", private booths for privacy, agua-lipped men, Mykonos dance moves, readings scopes, gigs at The Hard Rock and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss pink flamingos for a 40th, communal time capsules, preteen Slenderman-heads, Dan Ackroyd as a liquor magnate, Shonda Rhimes, rhinestone sunglasses, watching N'Sync videos with your grandpa, ramen noodle head aka Justin Timberlake, the worldwide sensation that was boondoggle, feeling vicarious embarrassment at high school talent shows, sleeping with wet braids, Maddy's audition for Skins, rose pattern on clothes, warlock sleeves, lyrics in CD cases, and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss VHS recording television shows, having Beatlemania for The OC, kids in snowpants watching California-based shows, going to mall barbers, overdosing on nostalgia, having to WAIT(?) a week to watch something, Olivia's famous cashier encounter with Kirsten Cohen, Ryan's leather choker, Phantom Planet aka the dog whistle for millenials, infinity pools, burning CDs, buying hideous 600$  purses, the vulnerability of making breakfast, rearview mirror acting 101, and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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