30 Going On 13

In this episode we discuss the embarrassment of packed lunches, hot girl snacks, our Brothers Grim conspiracy about this flick, non-consensual cheering, the era of side bang mania, the myth of high school coffee stands, tinytinytinytinytiny polly pocket shrugs, suffering from chronic "everybody gather round" syndrome, cheering in the bedroom, the logistics of boner covering, Olivia's experience at a male strip club (spoiler: pizza box crumping is involved), Rihanna's Little Miss Cheer competition, Maddy's cap work, and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss The Keg lore/heritage, the internet smear campaign against JGarn, our love for JuGree, school picture day, Maddy's hard-on for brown and blue, yay or nay on bra stuffing, Olivia's relationship with her butt, the era of blue eyeshadow, prehistoric paper dolls, the legal/emotional/physical/psychological ramifications of body-swaps,  magazine jobs, soft-shell lips, Ignorance Is Bliss magazine, being angry at Razzles, pumping, three sided bristol boards and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss Maddy's birthday, signature uniform flood "black dress pants" & industrial grade non-slips, a wild Fast Food Corner, viking hats at Montana's, The Keg, the story behind the name "Topanga", the Lawrence brothers, MADD commercials, Sunny D households, 90's slice of life tv, Olivia's partner calling him Mr. Finney, sinister "jokes" about kids' underwear, calling stuffed animals "stuffies", making Barbies have sex, and SO MUCH MORE!!! 

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In this episode we discuss celeb encounters, Maddy's Little Hank hat display, the purpose of hats, pigtails being called "handle bars" (puke), taking dumps in the 2000s, hanging out at prisons, the meaning of salad days, Mr. Bean schools, feeling cozy in the apocalypse, Nesquick, peanut-butter-bagels-in-the-microwave, the "American Pie" era of film, working at a mechanical bull, being a spirit rep and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss the Toy Story-themed 30 Going 13 sticker conspiracy, Robaxacet wooden dolls, doing PBN's, childhood obsession with all things tactile, being a smart alec, Maddy's current argument in the home, worm lights, watching movies in class, being Trunch in a bun, the evolution of playground materials, Olivia as a Hortensia, making a Miss Honey of someone, desks, current day Bruce Bogtrotter, the doll with the disappearing cherries and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss a SHOCKING revelation about our relationship, Blake Lively's hair, Greece vacay envy, Gossip Girl books, the automatic Sex & The City dynamic between 4 women, the vulnerability of a change room, Maddy's deep-seeded fear of "steps", being hot with wet hair, Olivia's camp councillor romance,  hating complex characters as a kid, Maddy's parents' fear that she'll kill them, the sexiness of a garlic knotted shirt, Garage, what moms want on their pizzas and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss the "Little Brother" prototype, cheese pizza shortages at Pizza Nova, shows that are chain restaurants, bullying on set (eeeek), Dan Schneider rumours, a SHOCKING Britney Spears story, Maddy's insider scoop about theatre life (hint: orgies are involved), mustard colour blondes, if we were dolls, squirrels eating "nuts", Olivia's new restaurant "Aivilo", Zenon aesthetic, dink talk, fashioning tops with scissors, pink&green, pre-teens kids dancing and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss doggie baby bjorns, GapKids messenger bags, being a childhood freak on a leash, fangirl-ing over Canadian actors, collecting porcelain dolls, Maddy's family of dollmakers, babies named Susan, kids breastfeeding dolls, the logistics of becoming a doll, Olivia's childhood TVO trauma, the horror of scraping porcelain and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss Gavin DeGraw, Fast Food Corner: lime meringue pie edition, BarnBoy, the Peyton Sawyer prototype, Mau aka Dinkus, alt cheerleaders, watching teens makeout, Zuke accents, the sustainability of a small town garage, MAJOR SPOILERS, how webcams work, CMM history, FBF's (Full Blown Feenies), celebrities saving lives, the plural of birds, whether you're a Brooke or a Peyton and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss the "crime" of eating cereal raw, being an Aiden-ater, the era of everyone getting a record deal, brother/sister & father/daughter flirting (obviously), Duffian belt loops, the logistics of crowd surfing, getting mucked by a truck, whether we still have to work if aliens are real, getting bear-trapped by a toothpick, being vulnerable on a scooter, the tragic story of Johnny Lewis, the reign of Big Brown,  puka shells galore, Olivia's band Glitter, Maddy graces us with her beauuuuutiful voice (over and over) and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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