30 Going On 13

In this episode we discuss Goosebumps-themed weddings, Maddy getting roasted on TikTok aka our first ever Bully Corner (EEEEK), Pizza The Hut, the proper cadence for "not the mama", watching Grey's Anatomy as a signal of declining mental health, having a family with Slappy, an addiction to Googling net worths, skeletons flossing and dabbing, that iconic slithering G, talent shows with your nuclear family, the fear of having a child ventriloquist, updating your special skills, advertising a children's dance, Jed's little muddy footprints and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss the Amelia von Frank controversy, Liv's dastardly Fast Food Corner update, the term Uber Grand Prix, Maddy's biggest fattest fib to a delivery guy, some beauuuuutiful facts procured by our field researcher Emily, how Oregon is prime for spooky scary vibes, giving out full-size chocolate bars, Halloween-induced PTSD, "I'm with Myrtle Beach" merch, being a pick-me boy for mommy, the physics of bauble elastics, the eternal desire for a life-size Barbie Jeep, Local Boy Luke, pretending to fly on a broom, the music genre of Dumpy, when your sister has magic and you don't, seeing people do magic as a family and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss first day of school outfits, our amazing dreamboat of a new team member (Emily), why having a single dad makes you sexy, Olivia's undying love for Licks, being raised in an anti-Rimes household, John Goodman aka John Greatman, Gunther Jim Gaffigan, Maddy's run-in with some teens, our petition to keep danggers and children separate, classic blotto coyotes, the most jarring sex scene, teen sirens, busted Rudy Giuliani hairlines, how Cloverfield is the prequel, the meaning behind "Can't Fight The Moonlight", seductively dancing with your dad and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss CCRC aka Christy Carlson Romano Corner, Liv's sordid history with this flick, Maddy's sordid history with being a B-HAD B-HABIE, the iconic Hawaiian white flower print, the era of absolute DEVOTION to magazines, being bullied for being gothika, the mystery(non-existent?) brand "Amelia Von Frank", hairlines that are for "me, my husband and God's eyes only", mermaid rules, Raymond as a hot guy name, the exhilaration of seeing your teen crush, surfer boy accessories, slow dancing to Maroon 5, high-waisted mermaid tails and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss Maddy's infamous Subway tragedy(and her CHRONIC fast food misfortune), the inaugural Spooky Skeletons Corner/True Crime Corner, the coziest/comfiest/quaintest town in the goddamned world, our zealous NEED for fall, how annoying the personality trait of "loving coffee" is, Baby-G watches aka the most coveted accessory of all time, Alex Borstein as Suki, the conspiracy of the candy apple, Olivia's LOVE of Jess and HATE for Dean aka the "Aiden" of the Gilmore universe, the iconic "La La La", Macy Gray, java jokes and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss Calmeroos aka Camerons, the era of AP-themed MSN names, Sex & The City for teenage boys, what giant PREWDS we are, Alison Hannigan's method acting, the logistics of... "using socks", the infamous Sherminator aka pube tooth, Liv's phobia of Jason Biggs' hair, JNCO jeans, the bulky mahogany furniture of the 90s, the time Maddy saw a dude cosplaying Kevin, the lullabies of our generation aka BNL songs, being a teen "size-queen", the physics of a dong going into a shallow pie, the squirmy wormy feelings of teenage sex, the quintessential 2000's diarrhea scene and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss our IRL meeting of the minds, the worst variety of shopping (i.e the swimsuit variety), Liv's Fashion Corner, the cringey energy an actor brings to a sequel, the prototype that is Michelle Pfeiffer, being a "cruise ship Danny Zuko", baby gang members, Evil Knievel tiny hog vibes, a Grease Lightning remix, singing about the brass tacks of sex, What Would Rizzo Do, the epidemic of defaming biker culture, prowling at the grocery store, above ground pools at parties and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss weekly trough mash potatoes, the villainous return of the SD (single dad), baby girl mechanics, Maddy quotes Ted Bundy, biker chicks who ride scooters, the utter lack of X factor, when movies/tv taste Canadian, why Tim Meadows would do such a thing, the tragedy of a miniature lunchroom, Carnegie Melon as an Ma-lma-Mater, how mad the Hell's Angels would be about this flick, the time Olivia got glued, fitted plaid shirts, French Immersion prudes, Mandy's inability to calibrate pranks, we repeatedly get men in blacked and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss "vintage" Spacemakers, the economics of limited time burgers, being a stickler for dinner props, the 'Wood, Maddy being a demonic child wedding crasher, bigwigs casting normal pretty girls as loser-nerd-freak-rejects, masseusi budgets, how to completely F**K up a staircase reveal, ZUUUUUUNE players, Olivia's fall at Nordstrom proper, the Zune is the Shoe-ne, dance-cleaning in swiffer shoes, the price of an actor's dignity, lyrical dances about saving the troops and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss Olivia's rat baby zoo, being a breadhead, Jane Lynch as a popstar, U-niss vs. U-nese, all things Scooby-Dooian, the character type of "girl who wears tutus and converse", household name dancers, Maddy & her conductor hat's experience at the Brian Melo concert, FBB (full blown Bernarding), the new hot trend in film of wall living, the infamous Center Stage dance teacher, Gigli, mirror work and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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