30 Going On 13

In this episode we discuss getting the scaries on your 30th, Tim Horton's, our new bagel-based innovation, the Tratch of it all, the worst love interest, wigs loving giving girls eating disorders, a new MadLiv Production, groundbreaking skating tech, the high presh of working concession, Liv's little sailboat recital, buckets of bread, Maddy's rules for lying to parents, anticlimactic makeovers, Sarajevo, off-roading zambonis, the being a Jumping Shrimp girl vs. a Punky girl and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss "Corrections by Kate" Corner, our respective relationships with Mandy Moore, the absolutely normal name "Macon", pixie cuts, Ali Janny dating Hounddog aka Sandy Cohen, the Canadiana behind the scenes, how to deal with a drive-by wedding, tiny scarves, Liv wearing pashmina scarves like an "old cold woman",  Buscemi fish lips, grandmas doing weed, Maddy pretending to be drunk on penne alla vodka, couples mouthing things at the altar, acting with babies and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss the pandemonium of (Liv's) Dream Corner,  the inundation of Disney Commercials, Coca-Cola Starlight, some "fun" facts, whether or not Ryan Philipe is hot, SMG with brown hair, the Selma Blair of it all , Livin' Life with D-ERECT, tinytinytinytinytiny rimless/wire rim glasses, the aesthetic of Christian's bedroom, the 90's wager boom,  Percy from Dawson's Creek, Wigs gone crazy, getting privacy with letters, Reese's kooky crazy silly faces, how small NYC is, the most shocking ending of all time and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss the inaugural Dream Corner, Liv's step-sibling love protest, more freaky naughty facts about Hollywood incest, Knix period panty update,RIP Brit Murph, giving the campus lowdown to the underdog-type, Lunette the Clown shoes, military technology for leggings, planning new identities, being an Elton-girl vs. a Travis Birkenstock-girl, taking pictures, Suck n' Blow, the mugger, damsel in distressing, ska music, going dutch (boy), Maddy pulling a Marissa at the Fortino's party, being a monster-maker and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss whether or not it was necessary for P Rudd to be a step-bro (SPOILER: Liv says yes), the BINGO card that brought us to our knees, doggie tricks, our relationship with the 90's, paper dolls (!!!), the SHOCKING beauty of Alicia Silverstone, the SHOCKING beauty of Stacey Dash, our undying love for Travis Birkenstock, Alicia's gum work, falling in love in dreams, how we never shoot our shot with cute 90's clothes, how our SD (single dad) alarm didn't even go off, Maddy hoarding her art projects, how wearing makeup in junior high was front page news, having the courage to wear hats and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss the Dasey fandom, Maddy's annual firm handshake with her bro, Hollywood incest fun facts, the "Corbin Blue Effect" of this show, hating London Ontario, using your iPod to lure suitors, sibs sharing rooms, panini pressed peens and dangers and eggs, good ol' fashion All-Canadian boys, "BOYoingggggg" sound effects, fraudulent community service hours, Olivia's use of the word "funky", Trading Spaces fails and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss the extreme peer pressure to watch Euphoria, all of the messages from our beauuuuuuutiful listeners, how everyone named in Grease songs dies, a vicious expose of the "pizza tracker" technology, the Dr.Cath scandal, Olivia's kink for hackers, Big Shiny Tunes, the choking game, the proper way to do an audition montage, a serious allegation against Ms. Darbus', all the dumb as hell hats, how screenwriters love to rewrite history, "girl who confesses to loving hip hop", Kelsey's Charlie Chaplin getup, and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss what us and our babies did for the big Toronto "Snow Day", the absolute terror of a ZERO delivery/takeout situation, watching HSM as a fullblown teen, getting you a girl who can do both (Sharpay & Ryan), the Grease parallels, The Corbin Blue Effect, the Stockholm Syndrome effect that happens at resorts, mirror selfies, being the "Genius Girl" in school, the stigmatization of singing and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss suffering from brain gentrification, wanting to start a Comfy-based cult, being haunted by Robaxacet dolls, the "cool white blouse tied up" prototype, getting ratted on in gym for making dances "too sexy", the dream of making a cool hot girl entrance, the uniform of a film guy, "blowies", the era of 24/7 blazers, the infamous purple baby sex ed vid, the need to always assume you're being drugged, Maddy's mom calling 911 on this flick and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss our thoughts on this new "2022" year, wanting to be cool for Satan, the Robaxacet doll /Kraft Dinner chins/Six Flags guy as horror villains, Elisha Cuthbert as the ultimate Canadian babe, Jenna Jamieson, the comfort of classic American high school settings, hearing "Under Pressure" for the first time, Maddy's reign as school president , feeling a kinship with Canadian actors, boys getting boners with their bffls, needing to have every type of bra, grabbing road roos, chunky square french tips, using hair inspo pics and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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