30 Going On 13

In this episode we discuss the era of "scouts" being everywhere, reading the Gossip Girl literature, Liv wanting to b her b's out about Lizzo's sonic warfare, whether or not kids still read, how Big Scarf had a hand in this ep, Maddy wanting mouth-ial reconstruction, haircuts that are shroomial in nature,  the casting of Erik Van der Woodsen, reading books in the boy's section, hating Rufus Humphrey for no reason, being a Badger hunter, truffle oil, the horror of a dad saying "you look like your mother" and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss even more colour combos/ensembles/accessories from LaSenza Girl, how JacobJr. exclusively catered to elementary school recitals, dressing in businesswoman trousers and blouses as a kid, those lil hair diamonds, how almanacs work, Jackal Johnson ASMR, cheetah vernacular, bullying via quizzes, the found footage of Toto in the well and SO MUCH MORE!!! 

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In this episode we discuss "medical grade" diarrhea, how Maddy's daughter Dublin broke her finger, Tim Horton's Bieb's Brew, what came first the chicken or the 3LW, Olivia's death threats towards whoever named the characters, the absolute hold that La Senza Girl had on the 2000's youth, getting brainwashed by "Big Girl", our hatred for disturbances of the peace, fluffy pens and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss Liv's big debut as a blonde "bombshell" (minus the cans), the Baby Genius fan art we received, Maddy's formula for the perfect fitting room, the Molly Ringwald of it all, Shailene Woodley's anti-gravity comb-over bangs, Angela Anaconda, contemporary teens talking like Greasers, how eating fruit is slutty, buffets at schools dances and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss how this flick ruins relationships, why the babies aren't curing cancer before they "get dumb", Maddy's big adventure pretending to be a teen, long furbies, hating the term "diaper gravy", pervert babies, the business model for dirty diaper companies, seducing someone with Christmas tales, doesthedogdie.com, Basil the cuck baby and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss committing crimes on the moon, long furbys, an update on the Beans'es butt scandal, being back in the baby's POV, if knowing karate is essential to being a "genius", Maddy's dedicated toothpick for Skor, Kim Cattrall's sordid past with scatting, the absolute monster Baby Bunting, those lil McDonalds cookies, how music works, baby to baby consent, the term "diaper gravy", babies helping with finances, "if babies so smart why pooping in diapers" and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss what we've been up to during our 2 week Covid sabbatical, the absolute terror of human bodies, Liv's undying love/possible Stockholm Syndrome for Superstore, Maddy getting mistaken for Elizabeth Holmes, the new pixel-flavoured Coke, starting a P.I business together, our live reaction to a naked (?!?) current day Beans, computer class, those mini suitcases of wax for your braces, kooky hair for best friend characters, the Stery of Ernie Merton and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss getting mad at your mom, a sex offender list but for people who eat bagels Globetrotter-style, why Canada won't let us have certain shows, Jordan Catallano aka the prototypical dream man, feeling alt for watching "vintage" tv, Claire Danes quitting MSCL to go to skewl, teens thinking everyone wants to look at them, idolizing Rayanne, the 80's Frankenstein hairstyle, moms in teen shows, dads not being able to handle their teen daughters in towels (EEK), the utter humiliation of carrying a tray, the evolution of incels and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss Maddy's review of Coke Starlight, our  Elizabeth Holmes impressions, the "Globe Trotter" technique for holding a bagel, how horrifically dated/racist/offensive D's C is, Liv's conspiracy theory about Dawson being a serial killer, riding the Peloton to the sweet sounds of the intro song, the era of "Lego Boy Bangs", when Mr. Potato Head was the hottest toy, the inordinate amount of teens in their town, boys gossiping, Joey's "singing" Les Mis and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss Beeker/Beeky/Beekman's ICONIC "McDonald's M" hairline, our hot take on concession treats, modern day Dunkaroos, our hatred for teenage "Film Guys", the lack of chemistry in the Dawson+Pacey bromance, Liv's traumatic Jack Astor's "audition", Beek's "jelly bean with a wig" head, Grams, Maddy's fixation with it being a cape NOT a creek, doing a Mary Kay Letourneau theme park, being a "natural" blonde and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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