30 Going On 13

In this episode we discuss the "salad days" of the Kranks, Maddy's week from hell with shingles, how Harriet isn't a spy (go figure), HTS as the prequel to Mean Girls, Liv's little mall food court romp, Jugo Juice, the horror of artsy junk yards, the beautiful terrazzo stone of an elementary school fountain, Golly's dumb AF look, all the Canadiana in the background, how Americans love kids doing plays with  food costumes and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss some recent horror movie watches, Liv's celeb acquaintance, sad Canadiana lunchroom group breakdowns, Ray's it factor, who assigns the stations and how do radios work in gens, how much Robbie is inspired by SJP, the "guy's girl" trope, being Team Principal on this one, the era of radio stars like "Poz and Toka", the worst standup show of all time, whether a radio show helps you to score, the "hey- I'm starting to like this" look, and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss a chilling update in the Ravioli Saga, all the different halloween treat crews, getting accused of the cardinal sin of "backwashing", the allure of the triple name, banging on soggy vs. dry beaches, the utter perfection of SMG, our strategies for a murder coverup, horsey tire swings, making “coleslaw” on someone’s head, #notallfishermen, whether or not Freddie's character banged Anne Heche and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss Goosebumps weddings, soups with an "outside and an inside", using a "little pail" for trick or treating, some new and disturbing Pingu intel, the potential for a Supermash Bros Goosebumps mashup, the Flubber trailer, the brilliance of R.L's allegory work, Maddy's dad pretending to be a Plant Daddy, "doing the rainforest", Liv's hatred for a nondescript  cap, hunting worms, our connection with R.L & his dark passenger and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss how Pingu was pissing all the time, how irresistible aluminum wrapped chocolates are, Liv's crazy real life Ring story, the era of chainmail, fruit juice frozen concentrates, the jarring beauty of Naomi Watts, Maddy's obsessive fruit drawing stage, whether Samara leaves voicemails,  the Sarah Rue phenomenon, what makes a horse commit suicide, our sinister theory about the dad and his horses, Samara as the original influencer and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss the Pavlovian effect of MSN dings, Maddy's experience eating a Pop Tart, going BONANAS for banana bear paws and fruit roll-up, the absolutely sinful nature of a Ritz cracker, LiLo's new upcoming xmas flick, how Dawsons say the darnedest things, Joey's 5 o'clock shadow baby hair bangs, Jack being gay (!!!) in a frat, CMM and his leather bracer, how writers love using "no sex" as stakes, the ludicrousness of a cab in Capeside, hearing "gimme the beat boys" playing as you die and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss Jan Arden and her music stylings, our brand spanking new Patreon, maddy getting hacked by a bot named Mabdy, Fun Dip, the feeling of comfort from an extensive menu, Liv being beleaguered by Busy Philips, Dawson and Grams as BFFs, us being under siege by a government entity, sorority urban legends, the rivalry between FOH & BOH, nudes, our ol' pal CMM, why a baby, and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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When it comes to dissecting the worst of Dawson's Creek, there's really just nothing to say or do but to "go BONANAS" from the sheer horror of it all. Get out your gravol and your sea sickness pills cause honey? SHE'S A ROUGH ONE!

In this episode we discuss death by ice cream scoop, why it's called a "cowlick", getting lit to Super Mash Bros, Maddy training hr daughter to jump on celebs, our disastrous (medical grade d-filled) business meeting, wearing shoes in the house, wanting to bang your dead ghost brother, therapy in the 90's, interning at Hollywood, when your kid's favourite colour is brown, how great Pacey is, the utter horror of Dawson and Joey in a rowboat and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss the 2000's craze for The Fray, all of our TIFF celeb sightings, Boston Pizza cactus cuts, our postpartum towards other people's kids, Dawson Leery's dastardly cameo, how "dog eating the heart" should be a new tv term, the chokehold of sidebangs, Sirens-style bejeweled empire waist tops and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss feelings about Viva Puffs, a HUGE Tim Horton's update, falling asleep with junk food, "Mm wacha say" as the antidote to Lizzo's sonic warfare, feeling so over it re: Chrismukkuh, wishing we looked like Willa Holland, the owl theory as it applies to the ladder fall, Tenet & the laws of opposite world as it pertains to poop, being comatose bunk mates at the  hospital, what's up with Jason Segal and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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