30 Going On 13

In this minisode we discuss Maddy's intro to double-doggie mom life, childhood vs. adult friendships, Liv's signature hot cereal recipe, having an insatiable need to ingest carbon, crumbs in the bed, the toxicity of having Ritz in the house, the advent of the OBB aka one bite brownie aka farm-to-table artisanal treats, the latest instalment of "What You Watchin' Mate Corner", all the hate for the Betsey bag and A MINI BIT MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss the Era of Blue, the current 7th Heaven renaissance, crying headaches, Dill from Stickin' Around's famous saying "hooooooly mackerel", whether Maddy caused her stinking problem from excessive deoderant use, msn talk IRL, Liv's infamous Betsey Johnson bag she spent her teen life savings on, a "restaurant opening" for a pita pit, needing to ask for hot sauce consent, boys voices cracking, sanitary napkins, whether you'd rather have diarrhea or a period stain on a date and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss Braceface getting her period while rollerblading, Ruthie Camden's Maxim cover, what makes a hatter go mad, different ways people celebrate tax season, Maddy's skill of laundering money from herself, how writers are obsessed with making junior/high school a "jungle", the star power of Coconut Head, whether it was God or Jesus who wrote the bible, the perils of using no-name nasal spray, being in split grades, Liv's trauma of getting rated by the older kids, getting blamed/framed for crimes against bathrooms and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss jugs & knockers during Ailments Corner, the mentality (emphasis on the mental) of preferring to get an F over a B, how visceral Doodle Bears are, the shocking results of the poll regarding Maddy's huge sin at BP, how big of a doghead Simon is, how the MAGA movement started with Rev Camden, getting arrested for "petty larceny", Matt & Mary as ultimate couple goals, how Revs shouldn't be dads, our legal eagle expertise, the OJ-level magnitude of this trial, carcinogenic candies and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss the emotional come-down from our infamous Comicon live show (including Joel's MASSIVE blunder), our thoughts and prayers for our number one gal Amanda Bynes, the giant elephant in the room, the agenda of trying to make Christians look sexy and cool, the horrifying RELIC that is "pet stores", the parents' raging nymphomania, whether doing a headstand gives you your period, the worst documented case of brother/sister flirting in history, rock n' roll pastors, the neglect of Ruthie, whether dads cry when their daughters get their period and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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Despite the fact that the "announcer" (aka Liv's own life partner of 6 years) said the podcast name as "30 on 13 going on", do not fear, you are in fact listening to the correct podcast recording.

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In this episode we discuss our huge upcoming live show at Comicon, a "heartwarming" story about Buffy saving a family's life, the classic "Southern Bell" character, refusing to watch Homeward Bound or ANY movie with sad animal stuff, the era when an earring was a major part of being gay, how shocking  it is to see Ryan Gosling as a goof, how this ship is running a human trafficking operation, whether they're being graded on this cruise, teabagging + burning the edges of school projects= A+, how Twister is the foreplay at sex parties and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss Liv's bois doing Globetrotter tricks (allegedly), how men doing scootin' or sparklin' or perchin' gives us the ick, the all-time worst dialogue of the movie, doing PDA's in line for rollercoasters as teens, how annoying it is that Bella didn't even try for their big school debut, going mudding, how flaccid we are when the vamps start vampin' out, the biology of vampires getting boners,  why baseball?, the mad-lib nature of this plot, eyelid acting, the most lacklustre staircase reveal of all time and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss our complete lack of emotion except for Intervention, all things TLC aka the Tender Love & Care channel, where we're at with our Edward-induced sickness, how much teen Maddy would have loved the attention from a near-death accident, the love triangle plot line with the Volvo aka Volva, if Carlisle's hot, teen Liv being convinced a boy would fall in love with her cause of her loud Sum41, how horny boys get from girls tripping, the comparable surf culture in Forks and Oshawa, the sepia flashbacks, the OC's "Chenko" shows up, how the Cullens are actually the villains, all the hawt sexy Ed lines that have got us being dirty lil Stern bois, and SO MUCH MORE!!! 

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In this episode we discuss the elephant in the room ie. the 1-star saga, the inaugural Liv's Fitness Corner, HUGE news regarding a potential special guest at our upcoming Comic-Con appearance, fantasizing about blowing up our lives to run away with Edward, all the things that Ed does that give us the ick, how fashion isn't appreciated/is mocked by school boys, K-Stew's signature halting way of speaking, Maddy Foley's Masterclass of Eating On Film, the awkward first date energy between Bella and her dad, and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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