30 Going On 13

In this episode we discuss some Party Of Five reflections and retractions, getting unwanted peeks behind fast food curtains, the utterly off-brand/uncanny valley/poor man's nature of this film, how brazen Shakespeare is aka brazen Bill, the Aaron Paul dilemma of it all, how often teen crushes happen to be neighbours, when bangs go Betty Spaghetti, when c plot nerdy boy characters go to parties, whether the cast of Breaking Bad paid to bury this movie, plaid bedding, suffering from a pillow sham illness aka pillness, when a script is full Mad Libs and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss Mother Boy style doggie dates, the sex move "the sloppy Guiseppe", being a Stern boi in the streets and a Barbara Bush in the sheets, how badly big wigs wanna marry computers, Shameless patient zero, how much fisherman were around in the 90s, our dream of living in the horror town in "From", orphans figuring out their finances, crying on your bed with your shoes on, dancing in the Home Depot and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss Liv's jetlag and all her Parisian brags about being in Paris, the dream of having a Guiseppe-based wedding proposal, Maddy's stance that it's cheugy to drink iced lattes in Europe, how unsettling an inconsistent laugh track is, what's going on with band teachers, if Salem is end game for Sabrina, the genius innovation that was e-cards, how random/Ebaum's world/salad fingers some of these witch rules are, Chubbies and Chupa Chups, how lame their spells are and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss watching Maury after school, how Wednesdays are for piano lessons, the different iterations of the steamroller game, whether or not the royal family knew about Passions, being a "carnival chair person", whatever happened to Timmy and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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We chat Boston Pizza smells, Nanaimo bars, Happy the Narc, Rev Camden, Annie Camden, holding a joint like it's the ring from LOTR, no one being cool in this episode, Beverley' Mitchell's race car movie for 2 seconds, weed and sperm count? And a buncha other stuff!

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This week, we're talkin' "What's Your Thing", "House Hippo", "Smart As You" and the chart-topping hit "Don't Put It In Your Mouth". All can be found on the holy grail that is Youtube. Run don't walk!!! 

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In this episode we discuss the need to stop making fun of podcasters, our stance on Miss Vickie's All Dressed chips, Maddy's descent into a full blown princess pig in the 'Peg, the luxuriousness of eating snacks in hotel beds, the cringe of the Ned's Declassified kids begging for a reboot, Raven's comedic genius, getting complimented by missionaries, The Social aka The View, booger fountains, the Glee effect happening with this cast, clear purple everything, refusing to p**p at school, the thrill of gardening and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss hating music but loving band tees, the blaspheme of the term "frogging", Liv's genius idea for a horror tableau (TmTmTm), the transition into a fullblown Pigpen Pig Princess in  the 'Peg, Maddy's HUGE (annoying) announcement, whether or not we could work Below Deck Med, how much we hate Guiseppe the pizza mascot, the bop that is the  intro music, how Ronald Reagan was a tv writer, the bullying of rolly bag kids, Ardenes surprise bags, the difference of boob metrics by province and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss having a crush on the Grinch, Tim Horton's documented history of refusing to toast their bagels, fraudulent puppacinos, the correlation of being a Big & Jess girl vs. an Aiden & Dean girl, the upside of getting ghosted in the 90s, the human atrocity that is the Texas Micky, the natural maturation into a Miranda/Rizzo type, Liv's intrusive memory regarding a purse full of condoms, how quaint NYC is, Samantha's dialect and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss getting/giving pink eye via black bottom liner, what came first the hot cereal dino egg or the dino, Maddy's slew of wine bot followers, the absolute hell of streaming add-ons, Liv's potential manslaughter of a little old lady, the hierarchy of illegal downloading links (i.e Putlocker is king), thinking that Californication means "being Californianized", the mystery age of adults on television, the big terrible elephant in the room aka Becca, whether Hank is even a good writer, how 6th grade is young for bobo grabbing, the 2000's relic that is cosmo glasses and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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