30 Going On 13

In this episode we discuss Liv being a rube while watching her lil tv programs, Maddy paying a group of "medical professionals" to photograph her naked body, the relic that is spray tanning, treating Camp Rock like it's rehab, the story of "baby shoes for sale never worn", Demi's humongous smile, the trauma of getting your braces off, all the sinister dialogue from Uncle Brown, working in customer service, the iconic Alyson Stoner scene, bullying via hand symbols, the classic "charm bracelet in the cookbook" frame job and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss our utterly horrendous dining experience in an epic joint FFC, being a boss babe She-E-O, Liv's review of her flight of Terry's choco o's, Maddy's professional jealousy of Disney kids, watching Hot Tunes news before work/school, why it should be called Camp Pop, all the Raise Your Voice parallels, dresses over jeans, the phenomenon of Allison Stoner, working as a child actor and retiring at 12, shaving for a Jo Bros concert, our foul interpretation of the band name "Connect 3" and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss the trauma of last week's  technological failure, Maddy's Oscars/Oscars Snub List/Razzies snuff/snub, how this show turned a generation of kids against the BDSM community, verbal ticks, Canadian (lack of) production value, how goo-based everything was in the 90s, having a sexual awakening to Bane & Poison Ivy, having knock-off Baby-G watches, the dynamic between Wink and Punisher, the "skill" testing questions, the joys of seeing Canada mocked in media and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss whether or not we're like "young men with podcasts", an update for Athletic Greens Corner, Liv does a TikTok dance, how Diva Cups work, all the Grease parallels, the forced camradery of vacations, whether Justin and Kelly died on the boat, the start of the funky hair era, the classic girls vs. boys dance move, the infamous hovercraft joisting scene, the classic "when someone walks in on someone kissing someone they don't wanna kiss" scene, and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss getting your hair done at the mall, having sourdough bread for the first time aka puberty, microwaving hot dog buns after school, Kelly Clarkson's skunk-flick hairstyle, staying at 1-star  motels with friends, choreographed towel dancing, the utterly unforgettable nature of the music, the "Promoter Guy" archetype from days of yore, latching onto the "too cool for school" identity, how T9 works, whether a bikini constitutes an "outfit", the stigmatization of working  and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss dreams of being a Nepo Baby, Maddy's family trip to the mall, "hilarious" car decals, not getting hit on, the opening 9/11 reference, being a Hugh Gurl, the horrendous fat shaming of Natalie and more, Colin Firth being typecast as the "Hot Cuck", the mindblowing age gap between Keira Knightley and Sam, Mia the receptionist aka the biggest villain in history, how much Liv hated the porn scenes, the horror of Aurelia's sitch, slow dancing with your boss, the creepy (cough cough incestuous) nature of Laura Linney's relationship with her brother, being a "pellow" kid, being jealous of Joanna and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss scary holiday music, Ryan Atwood's anti-crypto stance, Sosie Bacon, Liv's miserly behaviour with her wrapping materials, the major anti-vegetarian agenda, the shots fired at Airbnb, Maddy's famous phobia of step-parents, what it means to be "in the ski travel business", the concept of the "Christmas Girlfriend", the undeniable chemistry between Tad and the fisherman, Chord's evil master plan, whether or not gingerbread houses are edible, fake bloopers and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss all the Flubber remixes, the iconic Herbal Essences (orgasm) commercial, the horror of the Robaxacet doll, our inaugural Christmas Corner, Liv's tragic diagnosis with Christmas Tree Syndrome, Maddy's position as a fellow Xmas thespian, the name "Beauregard Belmont" aka "the hotel magnate", whether Chord is hot, how ski resorts work, the designer brand "Valen-yawgi", the psychosis of an adult ordering a hot chocolate, the return of the SD, a "snowcheck", the undercover santa character and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss Maddy doing a lil Nordstrom cow/Winners turtle, farting while sleeping in public, the onslaught of Black Friday emails, wearing sneakers to bed, Arthur's moon boots, the logistics of Flubber helping  to do basketball, doing the Flubber mambo, flying a car to Ford for a pitch meeting, our theories on the (staged) murder of Weebo, the paternity of Weebo's child and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss the seasonal roster at Starbucks, ordering food from Cineplex, Maddy being a horsey girl in horsey heaven on Heartland, having a crush on Robyn Williams, wanting to have a flubber as a pet (not tool!), Liv's tragic history with her beloved Razor scooter, Flubber as the original Fatal Attraction, lusting after the smell of bouncy balls, the universal definition of flubber as "bounce", the Weebo of it all aka Robyn's sex robot and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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