30 Going On 13

In this episode we discuss drinking DC's at FanExpo, a possible live show (!?!), Liv getting married on a log ride at Center Island, people who chew a lot because of an NDE, being comfy cozy, watching Lifetime movies about men in walls, Facebook sponsored ads for full blown SMUT, doing Christian-themed walking tours/haunted houses, Maddy's desperate need to be Freaky Friday'd, the Joe Louis/Hunny Bun/Ah Caramel etc crew and SO MUCH MORE!!! 

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In this episode we discuss our upcoming debut at FanExpo, getting your babysitter's license, Tim Horton's pizza, the cheerleader effect of Raisin Bran, how Jenna Malone and Chris Klein are the same, cancelling Maddy for hating on Mandy Moore, being cool and Christian at the same time, Liv idolizing MLP for her venti sized drinks, the aerodynamics of the Captain Crunch hat hairstyle, the type-casting of Heather Matarazzo, singing at school, having a crush on someone you've never spoken to and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss Liv eating troughs of potatoes, the 2 different chip camps (the good one and the stinky stinkpot one), Juni's wife Meghan Trainor, Floop's ear worms, getting dizzy as a kid, Maddy's fight with her dad about her precious flottie, being afraid of using the toilet post Deep Blue Sea, the "sexy" Nail Nail nurse character, George Clooney's cameo and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss bugs in bags, how much salami looks like space, texting with Uber drivers, Liv's ultra huge NYC "cursed" celeb sighting, Maddy's professional gripe with a child Alexa PenaVega, demand for crudely drawn SpongeBobs in elementary school, the mystery of Juni's warts, DVD players in minivans, Floop as a perverted Elon Musk, wanting to be in a cave underwater, JoGo Levitt's twin, sharks, dreaming of rehydrated food bars and SO MUCH MORE!!! 

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In this episode we discuss tales from our spring break, the international epidemic of bathrooms with frosted glass doors, opening up the toilet-based lines of communication with friends, the physics of Liv hating cheese and loving cheese pizza, Maddy spiraling out about being 30, what Laguna means to us, Republican candidate Rofl Mayo, whether reality is real, how blonde reigns supreme, the rebelliousness of having short hair in the early 00's, the soundtrack, the name "Polster" and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss the Frasier theme song, Howard Stern for some reason, Liv's wild encounter with a masssssive "celeb" from American Pie, watching the show Bones as a sign for mental illness, a blowout FFC (hint "Blue's Clues bathroom time" is involved), being an Uncle Jesse or Uncle Joey Girl, Chumbawumba as a substitute for "chub rub", Danny Tanner as the OG SD, how empty this house is, lofts, classic sitcom jokes, baby Olsen butt and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss the absolute hell of password culture, baby's first hemorrhoid, an unwanted Space Update from the James Webb  telescope, California Sandwiches, the Jennifer Aniston salad, the invention of riding boards in pools, the most depraved brother-sister scene of all time, the horrorshow of the Slinky scene, doing fedora-based tricks and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss Maddy's impending big 3-0, Liv's tragic tale of her 3-0, Horndog Corner, nuts, the word "undercarriage", needing to have all the boarding paraphernalia, wanting to BE Nikki Reed, knowing in your heart that you are California, thinking Ajax was the surf capital of Ontario, wanting to be a teenager in the 70s, which Lord of D you'd wanna be/have, the Heath of it all, the horror of barnacles, the early days of boarding and being a skatestorian, cuckboarders and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss the pandemonium of the inaugural 30GO13 Livestream, Maddy's gasoline-flavoured 'chos, getting a PHD in "Buffy", "Josh" Whedon, being an Anthony Stewart Head-Head, how much the intro song slaps, Liv's love of Pizza Pizza's musical curation, Xander's "brother from Bring It On" vibes, how greasy hair was in the 90's, ugly vampires, Bones, calling an ice cream shop a bar, why vampires are always hot and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss Maddy's big trip to 'wood to wig hunt, Celeb Sighting Corner, the ongoing feud between Millenials and Gen Z's, "fun" facts about Friends, the difference between "finance prudes" and "finance bros", Olivia's dark days as a Wanted Kitten Cuddler, our hatred for our child selves for hating Phoebe, the ol' "poop and shower" trick, Ross and Monica as patient zero for brotherly sisterly love and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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