30 Going On 13

In this episode we discuss what horror flicks we've been indulging in lately, the weird AF movie selection on Amazon Prime, whether Kellan Lutz is hot, the Goosebumps School of Acting, Maddy practising kissing on lawn gnomes, growing "Columbine"(scary) melons and roses in one garden, being in gnome POV, when gnomes gone wild, when teachers say "I'd write that down if I were you", how kids in Goosebumps and women are never believed and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss dogs and farm animals, when Uber Eats goes horribly wrong, how we're still technically pre-law/pre pre-elite/pre-med, how non-conformists are actually the biggest conformists of all, having a gymnastics wedding, when  you still think you're a "super hot female" but then you jump, hating most in judges what we see in ourselves, the truth behind Poot Lovato, getting the wind knocked out of you, the bra strap controversy that rocked the nation, how following the rules is actually the ultimate act of rebellion and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss our love of the flavours "brown" and "blue", how bugs are never in condos, the nightmare of being a double-dog mom, doing Neocitrin aka the new girls night in, the allure of the back handspring, Liv's childhood trauma of not making it into pre-elite gymnastics, Maddy getting held back by her jazz ass, the "loveable scoundrel" archetype, feeling kinship with "that blonde guy" from Fired Up, wanting to bring skate culture to a non-skate environment, never doing an authentic thing in our entire lives, being ill with jealousy of Missy Peregrym and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss school agendas, Liv being an organization princess, the concept of drinkable yogurt, how politicized teens eating breakfast was, whether you're cut or uncut (in the tongue), the scientific logistics of feeding a KD chin mouth person, Microsoft Encarta, having a complicated relationship with the Farmer's Almanac, the Guiness Book as the original Perez Hilton, walking down the aisle to the Body Break tune, Maddy's suspicious in-home kindergarten interview, who funds Body Break, how you can feel a taste in your cheeks, the etymology of the word "gulp", and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss how much #setlife is taking over our lives, missing the boat on being ASMRtists, how movies are actually hard to make, the historical importance of the Denny Era, Maddy's secret desire to be an emergency surgeon, why there's a "MC" before dreamy or steamy, being a sick tv addict going through withdrawal, playing surfer music while teens are having seizures, how nothing should be set in Seattle except Frasier, the lore around T.R. Knight, wanting a medic alert bracelet that says "no residents plz", how intoxicating boat gas is, teen Liv being "little girl who cried colon cancer", how cringy it is when doctors try to be cool and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss all of the fun we had at Fan Expo, our latest experience in the never ending Boston Pizza saga, the reality of #setlife, the most shocking piece of trivia regarding Emily Osment, Hannah's disguise which consists solely of Bono glasses, Maddy's infamous alter ego Faddy Moley, whether two adult women should criticize shows meant for babies, how to use being a secret popstar to get revenge, Tish and Blly Ray's recent weddings, Billy Ray as a security guard who is always gone taking a shit, corns that are cobbing, having a giant walk in closet full of Chinese slippers, and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss fugly university dorm furniture made from mahogany, the extreme illness induced by the iconic "4 quadrant display case" Ikea table, Maddy's humiliating flub at yoga, the nursery rhyme that involves popping heads of dandelions, Liv's engagement with cottagecore, fantasy worlds where women want to give hand jobs, Stern-boi-ing out over Alexsander Skarsgard, our unfounded negative feelings towards Anna Paquin, how the power to hear people's thoughts would make us b our b's out, how punchable Sam's face is,  whether the show Summerland ever existed, the trauma of actors and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss how sickeningly jealous we were of this cast, taking fashion risks, the major launchpad that is Degrassi, the Shenae Beech (NÉE Grimes) eyebrow beauty mark, Maddy's family gatorade ball pit aka their Dodge Caravan, our VERY opposing views on the university scandal, the ethics of wearing bikinis at night with your brother, getting bullied for being pale, a certain cameo that involves a royal blowjob, all the fugly purse straps akimbo, having to see Michael from The Wire as Dixon, mamas boring people, making a meal of your adoption, the American Apparel skater dress and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss committing spoilers against yourself by falling asleep, Doodle Bears, boys weaponizing Skydancers, 90s singers having perma frogs in their throats, how adults should never discuss kids having "soft lips", the death grip of the infinity scarf, whether this is the prototype for Lizzie Mguire, the various forms of bangs-based diseases, tragic dermaplaning accidents, whistleblowing about periods and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss a much overdue Movie Corner (and not the movies ya think), Sesame Street shirts from Bluenotes, the phenomenon of teen boys thinking their friend is a dog/their sister into the hottest girl alive, an alternate universe where accordions are cool like guitars, humiliating people using the alphabet, those mesh bedazzled slipper sandals, whether the grotesque character of Ashley Grant is actually a feminist icon, registering your prom dress, gym floors that open into swimming pools and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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