30 Going On 13

In this episode we discuss our HUGE literal NATIONAL award, how excited we are to see that new swimming pool horror movie, sharks coming out of french doors in pools, how the Criminal Minds guys don't know shit, Gypsy Rose's scandalous posts, Liv's tale of eating at Ikea, the need for visibility of unhealthy vegetarians, songs written by AI, the era of "round-toe slouch booties", front-saddling at 4pm, teenagers renovating barns, TNA bowling bags, being a professional cellist, how you could fart and A would immediately text you that it's stinky, the OG kidnapping hoax artist Sherry Papini, how to make a tot mom and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss which CBrown character are you (ex. a Charlie moon with a Lucy rising), the annual family xmas viewing of Ma, Maddy suddenly using the word fiance, the apex predator that is Amazon, the humiliation of yankee swap, regifting from a store that's closed, the signature PR move of "getting ahead of it", when a therapist prescribes dance, thinking that Lucy was a b**** as a kid, how we as a nation were gaslit into believing CBrown picked the wrong tree (wtf is an ALUMINUM tree?!?), Liv not wanting to hurt plants' feelings, the Wilmer Fudd hat, not being able to stomach watching CBrown as a kid and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss the crudely done CGI of the 90s, Keith Morrison reading Rudolph instead of Gilgo Beach murders, the age old real vs. fake tree debate, glue aka the unsung American hero, how we should be taxing the Rich family way more, the sovereign  Gilead-esque nation of Richville, stopputtingdollarsignsondogs.org, F Mary Kill Keenbean Cadbury Iorona, when billionaires used to be cute, pre-teen boy fleece jester hats, dogs in guitar cases, old men in jet black wigs, the extreme anxiety of choosing the perfect words for a wish to avoid a monkey paw sitch and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss inspirational quotes about women living with wolves, Maddy's late night texts from Santa, getting catfished by Amazon, having a go-bag for Bill from MATEOTW, child's play true crime talk, how these characters are absolute husks, the era of wearing biz casual to the cloob, the horror of watching a camp director say "as I live and breathe", the epidemic of Brian Melo ass squared baseball caps in this flick, whether they wear crotch guards while in the pants, how much  Kostas sucks, how Carmen's mom has zero friends, the secret villain of this movie and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss teasing your hair, our colleagues from Ned's Declassified bringing shame on the pod community, the razor sharp line between a Vanity Fair photo and Sears, our new Elizabeth Holmes-ian business venture, the death of the big goofy comedy, how no one goes to the theatre to see bad movies anymore, the evolution of Emma Stone, "giving ned" (puke), crochet toques, having strong feelings about Kat Dennings, THE Anna Faris voice that rocked the nation, love interest dudes that have no desirable traits, the need to stop using farm animals in pranks, the group effect of this makeover, Rumer Willis' breakout scene, the "unexpected mutual learning" tool in a writer's toolbox, the baby scene and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss using "someecards.com" as social media, what level we are on YTV haunted house game, desks that are human-sized butter keepers, what our computer rooms looked like, wearing vests, 2000s teens trying (in vain) to conceal zits, the viral video to Ellen Show pipeline, whether Salad Fingers was a predator bat signal, the production value of "Shoes", how we used to communicate using video quotes, the advent of the word betch, discovering absurdism aka #randum, the pioneers of exploiting kids for laughs and SO MUCH MORE!!! 

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In this episode we discuss Canadian Heritage Moments, the BIG ASS news about our BIG ASS Canadian Podcasting nominations, the joys of fork-to-table eating,  the Sbux Christmas lineup, shopping at the nice grocery store like you're Charlot & The Chortlet Factory, whether Americans watch Degrassi as a joke, the Canadian trade embargo on cheer uniforms, the horror of the "talk in between smooches" trope, the inspo of the Drake rags to riches story, buying thongs at mall kiosks, is it the whale tale or the chef souffle hat, a Ma reboot but make it Craig and his stepdad, why the entire cast looks familiar as hell, how hats can be a joyous thing if you're not the one wearing it and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss sending your dog to the store, Maddy's sad Cat In The Hat story, all the Casper porn proliferating on the internet, a HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT, all the veggie options at McDonald's in Ireland, being seen on an adult ghost walk by a group of teens, the most displeasing aesthetic humanly possible, what being a "myth busting priest" entails, white girl "Missy from Bring It On" faux dreads, the Black Swan nail scene, how hats are just plain funny, kids being psyched for the rapture, the iconic heart with white outline shirt, Liv's Jay-Z remix about Poo'in it and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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This week we discuss Ugg slippers and their knockoffs, thinking skinny jeans were eternal, death row last meals, whether people know who Devon Sawa is, the ultra chic lewk of a bitchy blonde rich widow in a kids movie, if it's sociopathic to not feel bad for Casper, how phones worked in the 90s, the math/science of a ghost's age, the need to stop sexualizing animals and ghosts, tv for dogs, ghost biology pertaining to sh*tting, the childhood obsession with at-home chair lifts for elderly people, treats made to look gross, why every angel has curly hair, how old timey boys always wear white blousy peasant tops and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss whether the curtains match the drapes, trying to talk to young people, all the hot goss from our recent live show, whether this is Canadian, if Jay Baruchel was born with that voice, how terrifying the intro is, how plaid flannel on a kid signifies "problems at home", being scared of sharks in pools, wanting a tin pool and flottie for the backyard, when hot girl effect happens on a Beaker Boy, blaming your farts on an acid ghost, that post-drowning coziness, the lifeguard to janitor pipeline, ghosts on planes and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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