30 Going On 13

In this episode we discuss our major cameo moment, the sordid history between Hil Duff and LiLo, msn issues, Dustin from Zoey101 as a Bondage Boy, finding the religion of The Comfy, our relationship with NYE, Oliver's resemblance to Slappy, making "jokes" about crudite, ballet flats, Maddy's ICONIC ripcurl-level pouff, suffering from hairline disfunction, Olivia's OC-style highlights, whether "crudite" is a euphemism, Smarter Child, the rules of swingers' parties, Anna's ultimate snake move and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss Olivia's beach vacay, Aaron Carter updates, Celeb Sightings Corner, Maddy's trypophobia that manifests in a fear of too many Santas, mini dark passengers, sexual attraction to Succession characters, being a Marissahead, our stance on Adam Sandler, choppy AF hair, some inflammatory views on Love Actually, the ICONIC Mischa Barton accent, our relationship with shoplifting, Samaire Armstrong's political views, knitting baby toques, what we would look like with pixie cuts, why ex-boyfriends love giving Ferrero Roches  and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss a gruesome tale from Dentist Corner, how Maddy is a full blown Fox News anchor, whether or not sitting on cold pavement gives you  hemorrhoids, eating 100$ worth of A&W, Liv's brush with fame aka her JUICY encounter with Aaron Carter, how Gordo is the quintessential "film guy", our theory that Lizzie's dad is having an affair, the horror of an entire family sharing a medium pizza, whether Lizzie's mom is bipolar, set jail, and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss destroying other people with clinical assessments, watching A Bug's Life in 4D, more Timbit updates, Maddy's blasphemous lie about SOMEONE eating cereal with water, threatening kids with math, how much mileage that little "bang girl" got, doing kisses in parking lots, doing big signings with agent labels, boys vs. girls dancing, Chad Michael Tatum, our current Starbucks faves, DJ's, the screen name "RIP SKINNY", classic moments with dance scouts, the character name "Tyler Gage" and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss Liv's jetlag from her NYC trip, dogs bein' naughty, the Hawaiian timbit debacle, Dexter's dark passenger, Channing Tatum's lack of formal dance training, being b-crazy, Maddy's intimate relationship with this flick as a dancer, the "little dancing chick from all the Missy Elliot videos" aka Alison Stoner, wanting to defund the arts because of the portrayal of arts schools in movies, the era of emotionally charged eye contact, engine engine number 9, serving people from high school, being ready for Ryan Gosling and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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We cover the horrific "Tim-biebs" invention, the impending Tim Hortons insurrection, eating plates off nachos with microwaved cheese, getting "Haley-Duff'd," FROG makes some Stitch sounds, replaying scenarios with your crush, Chronic chest rash, having a "Carrie-Complex," riding the Gordo-Coaster. 

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In this episode we discuss ordering pizza with no cheese from the Hut, Tim Hortons of yesteryear, getting your first bra, our rollercoaster of emotions re:Gordo in this flick, the line between a chef's soufflee pouf and a conductor's chapeau, the era of binder culture (RIP binders), three-quarter length sleeves, Stockholm Syndrome-esque crushes at the resort, Olivia's infamous Vermont trip, pretending to be sick, Tiffany's jewelry,  Maddy's tale of being the shoreline for boy's to discuss their crushes with her friends, doing a casual cartwheel into a conversation, the horror of running on a date, being a #GordoGirl, performing for all of your foes vs. all of your fans and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss the different chocolate bar crews and who they work for, cameos from Gloria Allred, THE iconic "tongue ring" gag, how Olivia grew up with Mr.Bean as a big part of the curriculum, if archeologists found a "Who Let The Dogs Out" cd, what happened to Amy Smart, Maddy's massive crush on Seth Green, how terrified people are of women's berginas, how you never see hot air balloons anymore, tooth ailments, running away from sex scenes during movies, Smashmouth and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss the urban legend of "the girl who got her hair ripped off on Drop Zone", Maddy's run-in with her Domino's nemesis, how fun it is for Heidi Klum to dress up as "ugly" on Halloween, schoolyard chats about trailers, Devon Sawa, the intersection of mental health and a fear of flying, asking Ouija boards about air transportation, how feasible it would be to "needle" out of a plane, FD's obsession with Rube Goldberg/crazy contraption mouse trap deaths, playing Dave Matthews at a funeral, how girls without parents love welding (and cars), the fear of cold water in a hot mug, the Plane FBI, dying in a humiliating way, Ali Larter's brown hair and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss costumes for doggie bois, the cultural impact of East Side Mario's, the most chilling tale from Maddy for our inaugural Costume Corner, Barbie Jeeps as family timeshares, how every kid goes through a medieval fashion phase, Liv's platform clogs from Calgary, SJP as the world's hottest witch, how Sanderson Sister-heavy this curriculum is, dreaming of a Wiccan Stars Hollow, a national pumpkin curfew, the trauma of trick-or-treating as a long baby, looking down on your crush, yabbos, doing a "Singing In The Rain", getting your descendants to take care of your cat who is secretly a boy aka the definition of love and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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