30 Going On 13

In this episode we discuss the Family Channel, step-parent trauma, Maddy's elbow brush with Shawn Ashmore, kicking children, Duffian features, the 2000's obsession with the Titanic, double the dad double the fun, Lizzie McGuire aesthetic, teenagers stopping traffic (yuck), Maddy Liv Productions, the breakout star "Tie-Dye Blankey", mochas as capitalist slop, our visceral reaction to Ren, gun dancers, the court case of the painted hair, childhood dreams of baton twirling,  paddycake dance-offs and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss the Hollywood conspiracy against Kate Bosworth, a fear of bathroom sharks, Maddy "surfing" aka boogie boarding at Cherry Beach, having a past/alternate life as a rad surf chick, Olivia's disease where she can't say Pussycat without the "dolls", the guy who surfs and films the guy surfing, touching shark snouts through waves, Jergens orange Barbie legs, Laguna Beach, buying wakeboards, being a wave stickler, day sharks vs. night sharks, fish piles, the apocalyptic sirens at a wave pool and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss erecting a interactive Hil Duff belt loop sculpture, Maddy's relationship (i.e fixation) with Myrtle Beach, the horror of "trying a new look" as a teen, summer salad bowls as pasta bowls, Zehrs, hair that is hedgehogian in nature, Olivia's relationship (i.e fixation) with working at Sporting Life, The OC soundtrack, medieval-style retainers, what came first the Ginnifer or the Jennifer, letting agents on planes, the "6 smiles" court case,  and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss V-day at Boston Pizza, the pup-parazzi, the death of the tabloids, band tees with blazers, 2005 as the cringiest year, calling someone a damn pumpkin, dating in stark daylight, jetski vs. seadoo, Olivia's #mariomoment, impotent men on broken jetskis, Maddy's love of taxidermy aka stuffed animals, the vulnerability of putting up birthday decorations, how Jack Nicholson is always courtside, matching dad leather jackets, Hitchian expressions and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss the "facebook mom" demographic, the rampant lack of com and surplus of rom, Maddy reveals herself as a movie theatre shusher, our phobia of teens, the cha-cha slide, the high school english teacher aesthetic, romanticizing concussions, female cucks, blondes wearing canary yellow, the Urban Everest business model, sisterly law, when parents meet playing hopscotch, anti-K Heigs propaganda, sexy "silly" dancing, slideshow smear campaigns, the single dad conspiracy and SO MUCH MORE!!! 

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In this episode we discuss our official stance on J-Sti, how Heath Ledger is our freak-of-the-week, Uh-Oh slime font, the signature Best Buy blue, Olivia's lifelong adherence to the Peanut Plaza ban, the blue camo cult, Van Gogh's Ear style of artwork, leather mandals, anti-flip flop legislation, the insidiousness of single dad movies, lunette the clown shoes, the REAL use of black panties, the type of person that says "agua", Maddy's dream of dancing to Biggie on a table, showing off at Long & Mcquade, marrying the CN Tower, sexual escapades while tarred and feathered, limewire specials and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss Olivia's press release re: Kirstie Alley, moms who smoke in kids' movies, Polly Pocket hairstyles, our phobia of low-rise jeans, sleeveless crewneck tops, hemorrhaging taxpayer money on the Witness Protection Program, shameless farting, the word "surfie" as a slur, the 13 year old smoker demographic, Maddy going back for seconds of Molasses at Black Creek Pioneer Village, tankinis by choice, Swiss Chalet heritage, kangaroo prosthetics, Sarah McLachlan-ass music, boogie boards and MUCH MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss room temperature 5 Alive, creepy pasta Olsen twin subreddits, our weekly reference to Christian wakeboarding, the "Lil Slugger" aesthetic, kind fatherly butler characters, Maddy's childhood crush on Steve Gutenberg, Billy Crystal wigs, showing favouritism to orphans, how Olivia was a giant baby in a custom-built stroller, trying to pull off triple XL button-downs, screenwriters' obsession with men's butts, creamy food on clothes as an aphrodisiac, going away to "boarding school" to grow out your hair and SO MUCH MORE!!!

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This week we discuss spaghetti straps, the time Maddy's cousin told her she needs to wear a bra, Dave Thomas' main motto about not making circle burgers, whether or not 10 year olds should run production companies, Polly Pocket hair as hair inspo, the era of wearing shoes in the house, cartoon butler statues, the ethics of commenting on a child's looks, the Passport to Paris bus tour, cross-body knapsacks, spiral hair doohickies, the TIFF film "American Cuck", handburgers, the hit single "Sugar Sugar" by Whoever The F**k, AND SO MUCH MORE!!!

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In this episode we discuss bucket hats, funky fun garage band music, msn crushes, No Doubt-style buns, mental anchors, disgraced 7th Heaven dad, our love for wakeboarding instructors, eating chips with chlorine hands, feeling sexy in a tankini, Hollyweird, circular blue sunglasses, platform flip-flops, adult relationship A-plots in kids movies, trickle down economics, flipping tiny miniature wigs, sexy tableaus, boogie boards, and as always, Maddy's favourite place.. Myrtle Beach. AND WAY WAY MORE!!!

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