Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by Better Help.,

🎙️ Hosts

Tahir Moore 💬

Comedian • Actor • Podcaster

📲  @tahirmoore

https://www.instagram.com/tahirmoore/

Patrick Cloud 🧠

Music Nerd • Thought Leader • Meme Surgeon

📲  @PatrickCloudChannel

https://www.instagram.com/patrickcloud/

🎉 Guests

Rob Haze 👟🎤

Stand-Up Comedian • Writer • Sneaker Enthusiast

📲  @RobHaZepresents

https://www.instagram.com/robhaze/

Jasmine Ellis 💄🎙️

Comedian • Podcast Host • Makeup Maven

📲 https://www.instagram.com/jasmineelliscomedy/

👩🏽‍🌾 Producer

Hippie Goals 🌿🎬

Creative Producer • Gardener • Content Strategist

📲  @HippieGoals  

https://www.instagram.com/hippiegoalz/

What do Bobby Brown’s crack chicken, hiking as therapy, male lace underwear, and doo-doo daddy fashion have in common? They all go way left on this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! 💀

This week, Rob Haze and Real Alice join us for an unfiltered convo on everything from fashion throwbacks and celeb memoirs to why Forever 21 failed us. We also touch on BetterHelp, BlueChew, and why Marie Kondo gave up after kids 😂

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00:00 – Off the Spectrum & Ironing Millennial Shame

02:16 – Bobby Brown’s Crack Chicken Fiasco

04:06 – Celebrity Biographies & Atomic Habits Hit Different

07:07 – Ron Jeremy & Revenge Eating: LA Comedy Hustle

09:03 – Bringer Shows & Early Comedy Culture Scams

11:03 – Hiking in LA: From Hell No to Healing

13:03 – Sober Walks & Conversation Cards

14:45 – Secret Hikes, Edibles & Candy Blunts

16:00 – Fart Trails, Forest Resets, and Step Goals

18:18 – Cartoonish Parkour and Griffith Trail Confessions

21:01 – The Late Intro: Rob Haze and the Burp Heard Round the World

22:50 – Gassy Confessions & Trail Toot Etiquette

24:31 – Body Positivity or White Lady Shade?

26:31 – Forever 21’s Men’s Line & The Zara Time Warp

29:01 – Fast Fashion vs Vintage Quality

32:13 – Women’s Fake Pockets & The Male Purse Agenda

34:07 – The Vest Era, Hillary Clinton Drip & Valet Misfires

36:01 – Doo-Doo Mamas, Daddies & 2000s Club Fashion

38:01 – Who Runs Fashion? Not Rappers Anymore

40:46 – ASAP Rocky’s Tap Shoes & Crocs Go Couture

42:44 – Zendaya’s Heel Game & Rihanna’s Reign

45:01 – Male Lace Underwear & Savage Fenty Secrets

47:11 – Men’s Mental Health Month & Breaking the Therapy Stigma

49:16 – Movie Props, Hiking Stores, and TJ Maxx as Nature

52:01 – Batman Tools, Ghostbusters Gear, and Fashion Nostalgia Closes It Out

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