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🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

Denver, CO: SOLD OUT

San Antonio, TX: SOLD OUT

Tucson, AZ: Feb 20

Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23

San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8

Huntington, NY: Mar 27

Providence, RI: Mar 28

Boston, MA: SOLD OUT

Houston, TX: Apr 3-4

Dallas, TX: Apr 5

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23

Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9

Vancouver, BC: Mar 13

Seattle, WA: Mar 14

Eugene, OR: Mar 15

Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21

Detroit, MI: Mar 22

0:00 Trevor’s Mom, Stepdad mid-life crisis, Lost on a milk carton

7:45 Funny non comedians, Selecting flowers, Siamese twins

19:40 Michael’s life changing decision

39:50 Internet temptations, C-men retention, No crank app

52:00 No crank stress relief, Michael’s tour date temptation

1:05:45 It’s only been 4 days

1:15:00 Steroids, Riley Reid, Fake numbers

1:21:49 Fan voicemail - Reverse Lily Phillips

1:26:53 Weird fan voicemail

1:29:06 Sock Talk - Bury me next to Victor Noir

1:35:07 Secret Sock Talk - Tasting your own stuff

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