This week we’re talking bread that hits different, fruit that might be trying to kill you, and why Chicago beaches are just sidewalks with waves. Also: how much caffeine is too much, why our reels are still in the vault, and what makes a Dodger Dog a national treasure. And yeah — we had to give it up for Joey Chestnut after he destroyed the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest once again. Long live the glizzy king.

1:00 - Michael goes to BIG BEAR and drives like a b*tch

5:00 - Costco is better than Sam’s Club

13:30 - REAL BREAD

22:00 - The boys talk about their caffeine intake

33:00 - Unreleased Reels

40:00 - BBC Interview gone wrong

44:00 - 4th of July in Chicago

57:00 - HOT DAWGGGSS

1:00:00 - Cheating in the MLB

1:03:00 - JOEY JAWS CHESTNUT IS THE GLIZZY KING

1:20:10 - SOCK TALK

1:23:32 - SECRET SOCK

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