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New studio even more chaos. Trevor and Michael roast the funniest college football names, rant about iPhone scams, and uncover the darkest product recalls (Easy-Bake ovens, beanbags, airbags). Plus, sleepover confessions, wild slang breakdowns, and a John Cena burger you’ll have to squint to see.

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com

9/24 – Charleston, SC

9/25 – Durham, NC

9/26 – Portsmouth, VA

9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets)

10/9 – Des Moines, IA

10/10 – Lincoln, NE

10/11 – Kansas City, MO

10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)

10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI

10/25 – Detroit, MI

🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

9/26 – Las Vegas, NV

10/9 – Charleston, SC

10/10 – Atlanta, GA

10/11 – Jacksonville, FL

10/12 – Tampa, FL

10/13 – Tallahassee, FL

10/14 – Sarasota, FL

10/15 – Fort Myers, FL

10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL

10/18 – Orlando, FL

0:40 - NEW STUDIO!

3:00 - New College Football Player Names

10:03 Tour Dates & BETTER HELP AD

19:00 - New iPhone!

23:44 GOOGLE GEMINI AD

25:00 - The future of cell phones

29:00 - Recalls

30:00 - Easy Bake Ovens

35:11 BLUE CHEW AD

36:00 - Bean Bags

41:00 - Playing with Water Wigglers

47:16:03 - AD

50:00 - Sleepover Conversations

01:06:01 - SOCK TALK - New Slang

01:13:40 - SECRET SOCK - Screwed or Drilled

01:21:00 - Squint your eyes at this photo!

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