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In which Onslaught is a party that goes on way too long; we are grateful that the Hand is mostly someone else’s problem; there’s always time to get hosed down by firemen; and Emma Frost should never, under any circumstances, cook.

X-PLAINED:

The Golden Archer

Wolverine #104-105

Generation X #18-19

Portions of Elektra’s deal

Stick

Wolverine’s nose

Gateway and Onslaught

Several flashbacks

The Onslaught goblin

Retcons and character accountability

A wet open

A somewhat atypical plane flight

Toad by way of Chris Bachalo

The mysterious DL

Emma’s Montreal mansion and its staff

Cooking with Emma Frost

Quasi-benevolent mind control

Surgeon

A bonus Shadowcat power

Digital invisibility

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