After a 3-hour power nap, Kellie is ready to come back from an unintentionally lewd podcast with palate-cleansing topics. But she's working with Allen, so we'll see how long that lasts.

Allen shares his story about going to the DMV, and the shocking part is.....it was delightful! His trip to the Starbucks bathroom, however, was most definitely not.

And in listener mail, Kellie tries to make a new best friend while Allen tackles a listener's question about leasing over buying.

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