Amid much grumbling, Allen dragged down Christmas from the attic, threw up some holiday cheer, and is a better man for it!

Find out about Kellie and Allen's almost turkey-free Thanksgiving, why Kellie is now an official mouth-breather. and how Troy Aikman is interfering with their marriage.

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