A chatty Kellie kicks off the podcast describing her run-in with a Post Malone knock-off who offered her bootleg vodka and warns about the dangers of failing to follow your pharmacist's instructions.

Allen reads some listener mail that not only covers Kellie's disgust for Christmas tree fluffing but also how much the Podcast Family truly means to them.

And Kellie asked teachers to let parents know what they really want -- and DON'T want! -- for Christmas. Some of their answers may surprise you! And hopefully, you'll be encouraged to do something special for your kids' teachers this year.

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