Kellie comes to the podcast cranky and sore after taking her third workout class of the new year. How long before the gym owner asks Kellie not to come back?

Kellie loves the NextDoor app but Allen is still on the fence. But Kellie actually found a fun thread someone started where you provide a movie quote that gives away the movie without saying the title. How many will Allen know? How many will YOU know!

Allen got into a battle with someone in his DMs and somehow innocent Kellie gets dragged into the middle of it. That leads Allen to share his list of 20 Ways to Insult Somebody Without Using a Curse Word.

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