On this week's episode, Scotty has won the Fantasy Football Championship for the fourth consecutive year (kinda), and Derek gets 4XL pajamas. Joe Flacco can still play football, and the Detroit Lions got hosed against Dallas. Have you ever injured yourself while doing something stupid, and how many times can you blackout in a bar before you get banned? What do you predict will happen in 2024, and what are some rejected names for orgasms? If you were a thief stealing things that would inconvenience people, what would you steal, and could you be banned from the grocery store? Here's to another year of Laughing on the Sidelines, and keep on laughing assholes!