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This episode:

Paul Joseph Watson develops a totally-new theory (this one has a hat!) about how soy turns men into “straight” leftists.

Alpha Fatherbookers share testimonials about their and their children’s masculinity.

The most miserable members of r/thedon_ald come to terms with their own soy boyhood and ask the comments section for help.

Gorilla Mindman Mike Cernovich demonstrates how his alpha punditry dominates that of the beta soy boy late-night talkshow lineup