Come test positive with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Kissing the Coronavirus” by M.J. Edwards! This 15 page novella (if you don’t count page 9) was brought as revenge on Vanessa for blindsiding Barbara in the July Patreon-exclusive episode. When woman-in-STEM Dr. Alexa Ashingtonford is working on a cure for the newly discovered COVID-19, things get a little…testy. Even though this book feels like a MadLibs about a science lab, you’ll never guess how goat eyes, microwaved fish, and a floral sweater are involved! Nothing about this book is serious, which is why The Girls don’t take it too seriously! It’s better to just laugh than think about it too much.

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