A LOT happened during Kellie and Allen's one week of vacation. KELLIE GOT A TATTOO??? How the heck did THAT happen? And what did Kellie's mama, daddy and daughter have to say about it?

Kellie and Allen also celebrated five years of wedded bliss. Find out their anniversary gifts to each other and how their celebration dinner left a bad taste in their mouths.

While Kellie through a ladies sleepover for her friend Dianthe's 50th, Allen and Bad Influence Jeff hit the road for Choctaw! It turns out the Podcast Family was well represented at the pool!

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