Kellie and Allen’s son Dylan turned 11 over the weekend. Dylan got every single thing he asked for, which is how things usually go whether it’s his birthday or not. That’s because Allen always says, “If Kellie says it’s okay ….”

Kellie is hosting friends from SC next month, so Allen is getting the heck out of Dodge. Not only does Kellie have to come up with an itinerary to keep three women entertained — one of whom has never been to Texas — she also has to be a good sport and dress up in a group costume for Halloween.

Kellie’s daddy discovered Temu, which has her a little nervous.

And this is the last episode before our 500th! Celebrate with Kellie and Allen at Lane’s Oak’d Barbecue in Addison, Texas, Sunday, Sept. 24, noon-4pm! Kellie and Allen will be asking listeners to share some of their favorite podcast memories, which will hopefully be lewd-free enough to play on the 500th episode next week.

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