Stavvy baby! We’ve got Stavros Halkias on the podcast and damn does he have a tale for you legends. You may know Stav from Comedy Central, IFC, and his own podcasts Cumtown and Pod Don’t Lie, but we’re going for a deep dive with him on this episode. We’re talking about everything from authenticity to high school hierarchies to the consequences of trying to impress others. Here’s five words to describe this episode: stop trying to be cool.

Hell yeah, we got Ariel Elias coming atcha with a crazy story! If you live in New York City, you’ve definitely seen her around the top comedy clubs in the city. If not, you may know her from her podcast Well Behaved. We’re talking everything from growing up Jewish, weird hecklers, stalkers, high school relationships, and more. Here’s five words to describe this episode: sometimes, your mom comes through.

Happy New Year! Have we got a gift for you: it’s a killer new episode with Monroe Martin III. You’ve seen him on Fallon, Comedy Central, MTV, and a ton of other things, plus he’s got his own awesome podcast No Need for Apologies with Derek Gaines. We’re talking about everything from sports to rap to growing up in the foster care system. Here’s five words to describe this episode: get yourself home before curfew.

Hey legends! It’s the last day of the decade, and we decided to record the final episode of 2019 with just us, your hosts, Sean Patton and Caitlin Cook, each telling a story that the other has never heard before. We’re grateful to all of you that listened in 2019, and we’re excited for 2020. Here’s five words to describe this episode: here’s to a better waffle.

Oh hell yeah, we got both hosts of the Middle of Nowhere podcast back to back! It’s Cy Amundson, and you’re in for a real treat. He’s been on Conan, Comedy Central, Family Guy, American Dad, and much more. We were able to chat with him while passing through Minneapolis, and his story is a goddamn delight. Here are five words to describe this episode: never trust a bad impersonator.

Dad Chaniels! That’s the name of Chad Daniels’ most recent comedy special and just a fun spoonerism. You may know Chad from this special, Conan, Comedy Central, his many popular comedy albums, and his own podcast Middle Of Somewhere. But we got a chance to chat with him in green room at ACME while passing through Minneapolis, and it was a real treat. We’re talking everything from being out in the boonies to Mitch Hedberg to our relationships with our grandmothers. Here are five words to describe this episode: stay away from the comb.

Kate Willett! You may know her from Netflix’s Comedy Lineup, Comedy Central, This Is Not Happening, her own podcast Reply Guys, and generally being a hilarious person around NYC. We all met in San Francisco, hung out in Melbourne, and regularly chill in the city. We’re talking politics, feminism, sexuality, and moving across the country. Here are five words to describe this episode: Chicken Joe will save you.

If you don’t already know Langston Kerman from HBO’s Insecure or Amazon’s The Boys or his own hilarious standup, you’re in for a real treat. We spent a ton of time hanging out at the Edinburgh Fringe this year, eating wings, and talking shit, so this is basically just that but in podcast form. We’re talking politics, sweaters, marriage, and public urination. Here are five words to describe this episode: just go pee, okay lady?

Joyelle! What a badass. Not only has she been crushing it performing on Late Night with Seth Meyers, warming up the crowd for Hasan Minhaj’s Patriot Act, and writing for the final season of Broad City, but she’s also been touring around the country doing shows to raise money for independent abortion clinics. We’re talking everything from Will Smith to Disney movies to what a world with only women might look like. Here are five words to describe this episode: don’t blindly follow white women.