We managed to catch Wil Sylvince in Las Vegas just before he left to open for Dave Chapelle, so you know this one’ll be good. You’ve seen him on Comedy Central, Def Comedy Jam, and Showtime, now hear his story, plus another bonus story about the legendary Patrice O’Neal. Here’s five words to describe this episode: it’s totally worth about $1000.

You know him. You love him. You’ve seen his bare butt on Netflix’s Love. Fresh from our group excursion to the Magic Castle, Kyle Kinane sits that butt down with us to talk about everything from microdosing to robocalls to camping alone in the wilderness. Here’s five words to describe this episode: go marinade yourself in it.

You may have seen her on the Late Show with Stephen Colbert, but you haven’t heard her on this podcast yet! We’re talking everything from ghosts to clones and everything in between. Here’s five words to describe this episode: it’ll exorcise your haunted house.

You’ve seen him on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, Adam Devine's House Party on Comedy Central, and Flophouse on Viceland. Now, hear him in your ears! He’s got a killer story set in his home state of Georgia. Here’s five words to describe this episode: be careful with hash pills.

Hey, it’s our first episode recorded in the All Things Comedy studio instead of on the road. Can ya tell? Doesn’t matter because we got Gavin Matts, and he’s funny enough to overcome any past audio inconsistencies. You’ve seen this Vancouver boy all over Comedy Central, now take a listen to his tale. Here’s five words to describe this episode: you won’t wanna stop time.

It’s the other half of Big Willy Nelson! You may know Shelby Taylor from Bitches Brew, the Brooklyn bar show she created with a couple other badass bitches, but it’s time for you to get to know her just a little bit better! Here’s five words to describe this episode: it is worth shouting about.

It’s our favorite boy from Bloomington, Indiana! You’ve seen him on Comedy Central, and you’ve heard from on Sirius XM and his own hit podcast with Tommy McNamara, Stand By Your Band. Now, hear his five word story! Here’s five words to describe this episode: beware your drunk alter ego.

You’ve seen her on Colbert, now hear her in your ears! It’s the episode of Caitlins, and this one is with the wonderful Caitlin Peluffo. We talk about everything from misspelling names to hidden identities to secret handshakes. Here’s five words to describe this episode: it certainly crosses the border.

Mehran Khaghani is like the good version of if everyone’s imaginary friend came to life. Does that make sense? It will if you’ve seen him at the Comedy Cellar or anywhere performing around New York, and it definitely will once you listen to this episode. We talk about everything from mispronouncing names to trypophobia, raves to dosing. Here’s five words to describe this episode: it’s as smooth as butter.

Krystyna Hutchinson has told a lot of crazy stories in her stand-up and on her own hit podcast Guys We Fucked, but this particular story she shares with us is straight up insane. Here’s five words to describe this episode: don’t cha wish you listened.