Leviathan Ferrywings! Or that’s how Lev Fer is saved in Sean’s phone. He’s a very funny stand-up making his way up the ranks at the top clubs in the city. He’s got his own podcast Yung Daddy, was named one of New York Comedy Festivals 2019 Comics to Watch, and he’s got a killer story for you. Here are five words to describe this episode: don’t gamble away your money.

Liz Miele! You may know her from her viral YouTube clips, Comedy Central’s “Live at Gotham” and “This Week at the Comedy Cellar,” NPR’s “Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me,” and much more. We’re talking about how cats are the best and the worst, what it’s like to have vets as parents, our favorite animated movies, and much much more. Here are five words to describe this episode: do not smoke loose weed.

Cipha Sounds. You may know him as a very famous DJ. You may know him as a very funny comedian. Now, get to know him as a storyteller. We’re talking about everything from the origin of slang words to toxic relationships and everything in between. Here are five words to describe this episode: do not blow your shine.

You’ve won an Emmy! An Emmy Blotnick, that is. In your ears. On this episode. You may know her from Colbert, Conan, and Comedy Central, but now you’ll get to know her even better through her tale of travel and misfortune. Here are five words to describe this episode: keep track of your keys.

Yannis Pappas. Brooklyn native. Raconteur. Co-host of the History Hyenas podcast. Lover of baseball caps. Blows your mind, steals your heart, sticks your theories about Brooklyn up your butt. All while reminding you how important proposals are. Here are five words about this episode: Yankees will last the longest.

Hot damn, it’s Rosebud Baker! If you don’t already know her from Comedy Central, Amazon’s Inside Jokes, or her hit podcast “Two Less Lonely Girls,” get ready to hear her now. We’re talking about everything from being disillusioned with your hometown to “exorcising the demons” from the special places is a past relationship to first date surprises gone awry. Here’s five words to describe this episode: don’t get on his motorcycle.

Let there be talk! That’s the name of Dean Delray’s hit podcast and what we’re doing on this one too. We’re talking everything from French bulldogs to puppy presidents, if snoring as a fetish to properly ending TV shows. Here’s five words to describe this episode: don’t jump the shark now.

Oooh, this story is so good! Coming atcha this week is the fabulous Shalewa Sharpe. You know her from HBO’s “2 Dope Queens,” Comedy Central’s “The New Negroes,” and her own hilarious albums Stay Eating Cookies and So You Just Out Here? We’re chatting about small town weirdos, representing where you come from, the South vs. the North, and pitbulls. Here’s five words to describe this episode: get friendly with your neighbors.

You know him from Conan, Fallon, HBO, Comedy Central, and way too many other credits to list that you probably don’t care about. But, at the very least, you should care about this hilarious man talking on this whirlwind of an episode. We’re talking about everything from the rise (and fall) of various social media platforms to how to make libraries popular again to having warrants out for arrest in foreign countries. Here’s five words to describe this episode: white light is surrounding you.

Megan Gailey is a longtime buddy and first time 5 words podcast guest. You’ve seen her on Comedy Central and Just For Laughs, now listen to her with us in the All Things Comedy studio. We’re talking Instagram babies, Megan’s engagement, Reggie Miller, shitty airports, and Shakespeare. Here’s five words to describe this episode: it isn’t in iambic pentameter.