Kellie and Allen didn’t get the memo that their brother-in-law was celebrating a milestone birthday and showed up with a shameful gift. And right after Kellie promotes God and Bible study groups, Allen decides it’s a good time to share the list he’s been sitting on for 2 previous podcasts now — the Top 10 Lewdest T-shirts Seen in Sturgis. That’s followed by another list Allen found — the Top 3 Things That Make Men Less Attractive, and it turns out Allen made the Top 3! In listener emails, Kellie and Allen got a fabulous idea for future shows as well as a letter from another listener who obviously enjoys hearing Kellie suffer in pain. And finally, are you ready for some football? Kellie and Allen share their predictions for the Cowboys’ upcoming season, and one of them is WAY more optimistic than the other. 

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