Emma Kelly won’t start college until late August, but Kellie found out the first parents weekend is the same weekend as Emma Kelly’s birthday! EK’s reaction to that news was not at all what Kellie expected. Will this be her first and/or last parents weekend? 

Allen finally gets to a stack of listener mail that leads to talk of toe tubes and Kellie’s poodle panties from Jon Bon Jovi! And a scammer using Allen’s photos ended up adding a new member to our Podcast Family! 

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