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TODAY: We visit X, the website for dads clapping-back at their daughter's tik toks to watch a bitcoin breakdancer explain why he abandoned his family to be the oldest competitive funky white guy in the country

AND we dive into COWORKER CORE—that special blend of memes and music posted by the work acquaintance you made the mistake of friending on Facebook.

We look at the rightwing memes posted by one of Alex's coworkers and discover a completely fake but trending story about Biden granting migrant slaves to families willing to house them. "You can't make this sh*t up"