Oh, how I hate you show notes. I spent the last 3 hours talking and yelling and laughing and having fun, and now you. All of the revelries come to a screeching halt, and now I have to sit here and type out some crap that even our oldest of listeners don't read! I mean, I consume podcasts and I have NEVER gone to the show notes of any show for anything! NEVER! Not once! But if you are here and you love show notes and all that they stand for, thank you. Truly. Now just press play the rest of the world. 

On this week's show:

* Sofas and Suds recap 

* Getting rid of the birds 

* Back that cloaca up 

* Circumcision later in life 

* Pubinators 

* Genital anesthesia 

* The Blade of dicks

* Lion Queen at the Bronx Zoo 

* Gunther the dog selling Madonna's mansion 

* Tourists break into colosseum to drink beer 

* Pee pee dogs ruining Dan's carpet 

* John Mayer detergent 

* Explaining to kids about going to the beach back in the day 

* Tom's Lyft driver and the belly dancer video

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Thanks for watching us and we’ll see you again tomorrow on Twitch at 10am-ish. 

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