It's been a long week. We're all gonna take off and hit the weekend a touch early. Have a wonderful weekend and we'll see you on Monday. 

d

On this week's show:

* Dick ornaments

* Tom and Sam's medical marijuana appointments * Boys and rock climbing * Trying new things sexually  * Top 5 reasons people quit A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan  * High scoring basketball games * Playing full court basketball * Covid super green pass * State IDs on phones * "Everything is behind the dots" - Tom Vann  * Governor of condoms- Ross * German Lego heist  * Gravedigger season * Andrea calls in to talk about her nightmare about sponsor  * Caesar's 5 diarrhea night * Island Bois do not work live  * Tom can't spell as good as his sons * Tommy and Max cheeseball in the bath learning * Sam vs Max in chess * Tom in the bathroom when Suntrust calls- it's happening again

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d