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THEN: Some Democratic voters turn to conspiracy theory after the fallout of Harris's presidential loss. Did you know Elon Musk is a billionaire with multiple government contracts...?

PLUS: The grotesque menagerie of cabinet appointments announced by past and future president Trump leads the dissident right to proclaim "finally, the adults are back in charge."

ALSO: The myriad ways in which "anti-war" Trump supporters are dove-washing the explicitly pro-war, neoconservative officials with whom he surrounds himself.

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