TODAY: It's DOGE's America, we're just living in it. We read about more ways the "efficiency" department is making America run smoother, like cutting glamorous motel stays for volcano researchers and owning annoying scientists that study fish in the San Juan river.

Why can't we just let the fishing industry and volcano industry pay for these services if they're so great...

PLUS: Alex talks with a MAGA guy struggling to get a passport who is convinced that cutting funding to the USPS will help speed up the process.

AND:  It's bird flu time, baby. How come it only affects the animals we eat the most??? And then how come it also affects other animals once we notice it didn't affect them?? What the hell is going on!!!!!!!

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