TODAY: We touch base with Tony's dumpster fucker friend and I think we also touched on goth fashion and doorman etiquette .

PLUS: We check out a Measles Death Cult in Texas made up of mennonite anti-vaxxers who allowed their daughter to die of the preventable illness. We consider the parents' claim that "there's too much negativity and stuff" and muse about how to get americans to take their shots.

FINALLY: ICE kidnaps MAGA man's immigrant wife and he says "thank you, sir!" and the comment section wonders why this guy was so stupid as to think he's allowed to live with his wife in the first place

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Music:

Caribou - Melody Day

Lo Fidelity Allstars - Battleflag