TODAY: We follow up on Trump's on-again-off-again Tariffs to remind everyone that we are watching a master at work.

Why would Trump tank the stock market, lose a bunch of political capital to achieve less than nothing?

We look at the 5D chess explanations such as: "It's called insider trading, dumbass," and "the market is volatile, idiot"

ALSO: The right wing has gone too long without a race war, so theyre desperately taking an imagined L in the self-defense stabbing of a white teen by a black teen who was reportedly assaulted at a track meet.

We take a look at the actual story vs. the racists' fever dream and the victim's father's grace in tragedy vs. the wretched ooze seeping from childless misanthropes online.

FINALLY: A mother and three children are freed by ICE after mass protests at Border Czar Tom Homan's NY home. This is the way.

Music:

Trail of Dead - Will you smile again for me

Artificial brain - celestial cyst

Nosebleed - Flammy

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